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Oh pretty thing, you're not going to have release tonight. I hope you keep that empty, needy ache in mind the next time you consider biting.

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh

working on my most diabolical playlist yet

Girl-things

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday