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The breaking wheel, also known as the execution wheel, was torture method used for public execution by breaking the bones of a criminal or bludgeoning him to death (Wikipedia). The knife is an innovation to kill the doomed guy faster.

Every day I discover some new account called something like “torturemasculine234” that exclusively posts AI-generated images and stock photos of muscular men being tortured in cartoonish ways. Like racks and iron maidens and shit. And getting drawn and quartered. And then I go back to the war. The war that never ends

latex kink? no, you misread, i wrote LaTeX kink. can you typeset my lab report while i jack off

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

Bloodsports is thicker than watersports

let's fuck like barnacles