Gay for Zelda

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

And? Do you?

we’re not talking about me right now

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

The feared sting-ray

SNUG RAY

if you can’t handle me at my die mart you don’t deserve me at my bro food

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

happy first day of pride everyone

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole