This nightmare will be in full color.

You're telling me a goose worked on this show?

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

this is the sassiest and most helpful tutorial ever.

oh my god

Reblogging again for my inflation artist followers. XDDD

This is absolutely the most unnecessary addition to this post you could have ever made.

I've seen some posts trying to make fun of former gifted kids by comparing them to former student athletes who insist that they could have gone pro if not for a specific injury, and those posts always backfire, because my reaction to them is "You're right, we should treat former student athletes with more compassion than we currently do"

I went from being very physically active to getting the "your body doesn't make energy properly anymore" disability so I can completely understand the grief that comes with circumstances outside your control destroying parts of you you were once proud of and locking you out of the life you could have had. It's not a good feeling.

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched

I'll have what I'm having