This nightmare will be in full color.

imagine you're in a pokemon battle on the side of some random road and this little girl calls back her wartortle and throws out a fresh ball and out pops kyubey. it's fucking kyubey from PMMM

she's like kyubey use quick attack! and you're trying to call a time-out to ask what the fuck is going on and the next thing you see kyubey has grabbed your pidgey by the head like a cat and snapped its fucking neck. no red light, no "fainted," pidgey is fucking limp & dead. the girl is giggling like yeah kyubey you won! like it's normal

This is what it's like to play mtg against an eldrazi player

SHUT

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

"Shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove" was meant to be a joke about needless posturing in preemptive defense against a hypothetical bad faith crowd, but I fear it's pmuch now a lifestyle

Shaking my head but catching the cameras eye and giving a sick grin nobody in the scene notices so you know i have evil intentions

I just realized what an awesome couples' costume that'd make for Halloween

wife

beautifulperfcet wife

context?

i had 1 and a half beers and wanted to kiss my wife real bad

im getting blorbotagged

Never will these not be cute.

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

@allison1710 Please enjoy these sneks again!

@givemeunicorns made me think of you

This is my stuff!! Ah, memories

"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex