This nightmare will be in full color.

more characters with superpowers who look into the whole superhero thing and decide "hm no i do not want to participate in this actually"

to be clear i'm not saying they turn to supervillainy. they just look at their superpower-based career options and decide to go in an unrelated direction. dental hygienist. supply chain management. HVAC technician in surprisingly high demand

One time at my manufacturing job I got asked about what superpowers I would want and I concluded that the most passion driven power/job I could imagine was just knowing the precise location of all sharks. I would be unable to control them or communicate with them. But I am invaluable to conservation work, ocean photography, zoology, lifeguards, etc. I have no idea if I could or would want to profit from this, I would probably still have a 9-5, but I like to think of spending my spare time just answering texts about Greenland sharks and doing horrifying guest appearances on weather broadcasts.

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

*gets swapped in* oh what the fuck

take stealth rock damage for me boy

Pokemon Heritage Post

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

genuinely who asked for an oot remake but I saw a comment on the trailers video that when something like "I'll buy this for my son like my father did for me with the original" and I remember normal people exist and my friends and I are the weird ones

does the 3ds remake mean nothing to you

It's been longer (15 years) since the 3DS version than it was from the original to the 3DS remake (13 years)

put that sanae picture away