This nightmare will be in full color.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

Funny enough I think that’s more scathing

get horny now

i was just about to go to sleep goddamnit

too bad you gotta jerk off

clocking in at the jerk off factory

baby i'm workin g overtime

Does anyone know what to do

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that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower