Cryptids

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

i have a similar one called i want more contact but I'm afraid I'm being overbearing so I'll just wait for you to start

I have autism

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

The flip side of "children are human" is that hey a bunch of things that work on kids also work on adults who would've guessed.

i can't wait do double whamy some poor honours student workshop convener with 'the pope said so' and 'are you questioning my religious views on the basis of my appearance?'