Cryptids

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

#wouldnt it be awful if the kids number 1 rule was dont involve bruce so even after red hood rejoined the family jason did not#bcause how do you explain that. and how does jason explain who he is now to a dad he doesnt blame in this au.#and bruce with his sleeper detective skills figures it out and it kills him. his son. his child is alive. and doesnt want bruce to know#so what can bruce do. if he dives into this he has to contend with all the rest. that his children are out there every night#doing great and terrible things and he feels powerless#what if jason is angry at bruce. for letting him die. and if he knows bruce knows what if he leaves gotham again.#at least. at least he knows where the kids are. or how to find them in the news. knows why theyre bruised...#i just had a thought. bruce wayne is not batman. he might be matches malone tho.

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

We had a Long Fucking Day (tm) so now it is time for missing my mama #mymama

It is also time for bath

On a related note, that post also opened up the world of naps for me. I used to think that napping was mostly pointless for me, because I'm pretty much incapable of falling fully asleep in the middle of the day. But when I redefined naps to include "lying down with my eyes shut for an hour," even if I just spent the whole time brainstorming fanfiction, that was often enough to get me from "exhausted and running on 4 hours of sleep" to energized and refreshed

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game