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@crustybees

~ Bee/Auggie ~ He/Him ~ NSFW/ 18+ Friendly! ~ dont be a cunt or I'll block you :) ~ (Formerly pastelaquariartz)

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deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 31

#*points*#OUPPY!

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"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

alternatively: nothing can break the bond between a friend who doesnt read and a friend who just read an amazing book and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

nothing can break the bond between a friend who cannot and will not watch horror but is still interested and a friend who just watched an amazing horror movie and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

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roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

actualchiotdelphine

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

toujours-fidele-deactivated2018

what

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If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

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i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

ARTFIGHT!!

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

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#Cop??#Hell no #Im sneaking out of the bathroom window halfway through it #And making them foot the bill

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get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

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i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

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#Good!#People should absolutely be eating more #No.1 one way to aid the revolution is to feed yourself #Critical thinking is metabolically super expensive

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday

Yes

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trying to phrase this in a way that doesn't make me sound like i'm being a manic pixie dream girl etc. but it's so fucking irritating being a confident & adventurous person who also has a known bipolar diagnosis, because people will literally try to ascribe mania to any behavior they'd personally be uncomfortable doing. i'm so serious, like everything is questioned.

people have asked me if i'm manic when i've:

cut my own bangs

gone on a spontaneous camping trip (camping is my known lifelong hobby)

slept with someone on a first date

planned a last-minute weekend trip

gone to see a late-night movie alone

like if you're afraid to do stuff alone that's fine but it's not a fucking symptom that i know how to cut my own hair.

once i was excitedly infodumping about my special interest (autistic) and someone said 'you're talking really fast, are you manic right now?'

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

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