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you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

"pjackk":

got the original url, committed for the bit for less than 24 hours before vaguing about criticism, now only half-heartedly keeps up the act and isn't very good at it. Embarrassing, 0/10

Bonus points: considers pjackk a lesbian, a conclusion that could only be reached if your entire exposure to the character was via the shadows cast on the cave walls by posts about posts about pjackk. but it's a fun wrinkle in the way that a bad movie is better than a mediocre one. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"pjack":

couldn't get the original url but that didn't stop them. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: so far posts less than current pjackk. the posts aren't very good but at least they're keeping up kayfabe. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"gjackk":

It's honestly kinda giving "blease dont think im racist"-era sandsverse fanblog vibes. Embarrassing, 0/10.