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why are glasses on girls good

are you listening to yourself. "why is drinking water good" like what am i supposed to say here.

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wyrmicelli

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

snowown

ghouliens

No offence to Americans but the fact that people willingly call pāua abalone frightens me. Abalone sounds like a pasta. Abalone sounds like a made up Italian swear word. Abalone sounds like the new slang term for abandoned and lonely that no one off the gay side of ticktock knows. Abalone sounds like when theres only one member of the hit band ABBA. Abalone sounds like the kind of name white parents give their kids to be "unique". Saying I got given abalone for my birthday sounds like child abuse. Saying I have abalone shells in my bathroom sounds like i keep them there as a snack. If you're able to say that word and take it seriously I admire and fear you

ghouliens

This post has picked up a bit and a few people are saying "oh but pāua and abalone are different species!" Which is true, but pāua shell is one of Aotearoas' major exports (one company alone exports one million shells annually), and yet when it's being sold in the international market it's sold as abalone. So. Tell the rest of the world that!!!! I'm tired of US supremacy, especially when it comes to our taonga!!!

ghouliens

This isnt... Quite true, unfortunately!!!

That description is best suited for someone's personal taonga (for example, a heirloom necklace that's been passed down through generations)

but that's a pretty old fashioned use of the term- usually if someone is referring to something as taonga, it's used as a term to describe something that's of cultural significance and something that's treasured by the entire Māori people.

For example- kiwis are taonga, the haka is taonga, the ocean is taonga, pounamu (greenstone) is taonga, and pāua are taonga! None of these are things we can own, but it is something we look after, because it's treasured by us!

(taonga can be a kind of hard concept to describe, so if anyone else has a better way of describing it please chime in!)

Why is purple so hard to make

#17th century problem #paint #art #ig

yoberry77

he is water bending holy shit. did anyone know they could do this

source

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onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

lilysaus-reblogs

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

sleeby-bunny

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

homunculus-argument

oddly specific insults that could also be used as compliments?

Just describe them. The tone of your voice dictates which one it is. You could tell someone that they walk like a sled dog and that's going to delight or bother them for the rest of their life.

the-duct-tape-wizard

“I hope you have the day you deserve” can be a good one

homunculus-argument

There was an incident on reddit where someone replied to a rancind OP with "if you ever end up in a state of needing help, I hope people show you as much kindness and patience as you have for others", and got immediately banned for "threats of violence".

cholerascum

I fucking hate YouTube shorts but

finally being able to click these two buttons on the actual short themselves is really fucking good.

i stg I will have a perfectly curated feed on all platforms by blocking everyone who annoys me deeply, awful YouTube shorts included.

zephyr-zephyr

Once i had a teacher who was OBSESSED with

A) resource guarding

And

B) Harry Potter

So naturally, every time someone didn’t have a pencil she would charge them 10 house points (which, even in schools where there is an actual house point system, probably doesn’t fucking happen). She openly held the belief that she had to ascribe value to these precious writing implements or else no one would appreciate them, a concept evidenced by, i kid you not, how when homeless people are given houses for free they let them fall into disarray, because they didn’t pay for the house and therefore didn’t care about it. I, a pissed off 13 year old with a vendetta against power hungry teachers and also JK Rowling, brought a 100 pack of pencils to school so that whenever someone had to ask for one, instead of being charged a fictional currency and upsetting their fellow, deeply competitive students, i would just give them one. If the pencil didn’t come from the teacher, she couldn’t charge points for it.

This upset her. She couldn’t assert her power over the 1st period Advanced 8th Grade Math Class anymore. For i, The Pencil Liberator, had come to put an end to her tyrannous behavior.

She told me to stop about 30 pencils in.

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vervaincircle-deactivated202411

slapping this badge on my blog

It really sucks that I want to look at least a bit more fem but then I get scared and dont

#I at least want someone to clock me as queer #trans #transbian #transfem #lesbian #transgender #trans girl

ailuromantic-deactivated2022122

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

ailuromantic-deactivated2022122

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

sixteenplagues-deactivated20230

windows 8 can suck my dick

dild0

I can’t believe how far technology has come

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1196

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Northern Hogsucker

Hypentelium nigricans

redstonedust

tumblr blaze is such a funny feature. every blazed post ive ever seen has replies full of people cursing op out for forcing them to see it. for a small fee you too can invite strangers to be mad at you. pay money to be publicly shamed for your x reader fic. incredible.

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