Agent of Stuff & Things

television comedy peaked at "get ready for a large file transfer" *pushes filing cabinet out a fourth story window*

My five year plan is to just see what happens

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

girls who are one emotional day away from walking into the forest and never being seen again are in your area. for now.

kissing my sick wife (ao3) on the forehead with tears in my eyes. tucking her into bed with shaking hands. praying for her health. bless the doctor (otw volunteers i think) that gave us medicine (working on unexpected maintenance). she needs to sweat the fever out

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

I wish there was a painkiller except for brain fog. Like when your head is full of gunk you could just take a pill with a glass of water and lie down for 15 minutes and your head would be cleared just like that.

having an emotional support shitty phone game is actually really good for you

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing