I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

the offseason’s coming to a close, dracula be upon ye

girl help I fear I am myself the only living soul within this place

Torchwood rules, it’s like “Hey kids, did you like the funny bisexual man from Doctor Who? How’d you like to see him have passionate gay sex with his secretary and also murder a child?”

its 2053. 90 year old russell t davies is made showrunner of doctor who just in time for the show’s upcoming 90th anniversary. 82 year old david tennant feels a chill in the air

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

Putting all the chapters in chronological order makes Dracula so funny. All the chapters with Lucy and Mina are just like “hi I love you did you want to know a secret?? 🤭 I wish we could both undress each othe- I mean I have a crush on a man!! 😳 I can’t wait for Jonathan to come back from his nice work vacation ☺️🤗 Eurotrip!!” and then we cut back to Jonathan and he’s going “All the doors are locked. Today I saw a man climb a wall like a lizard. He had beautiful hands. I’m going to die in this place.”