Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo.

Wilson asleep in House’s office at the end of 3x20. Cries sobs collapses dies screams they are SOOOO

my advice to you; put a little dijon mustard in any cheesy beige food. whisk it into your cheese sauce just before u add the cooked macaroni. spread a thin layer in your cheese toasties. add a spoonful to your mashed potatoes with the butter. anything thats gonna be heavy on rich dairy and starches will benefit enormously from the hint of warmth and acidity that dijon mustard will give it, even if you don't add enough to make it Taste Like Mustard (which, ideally, you shouldnt). itll cut through the richness and stop your tastebuds getting fatigue from too much fat&starch, which is important for the overall enjoyment of a dish. ur welcome. take this knowledge and change the world

im still consistently getting notes on this post and i want u guys to know that every single time someone in the tags says they tried this im filled with peace&love. my legacy is teaching the world to put dijon mustard in their mackercheese and i couldnt be happier.

that girl you just called stupid? thats dan howell

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

The Daily Show hosted a press conference in Washington DC to officially reveal their new full-time anchor.  That anchor turned out to somehow be Brennan Lee Mulligan.

oh my fucking god

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

i think house and ridiculously old fraud (bosley) should've been allowed to kiss like my man has daddy issues let him bone at least one (1) old man