theo sharpe is such a loser for eloise and he loves every second of it, we need him back asap

i love how theloise and creloise shippers can put aside our differences and unite against the common evil: whatever character assassination the writers are going to put eloise through if she is s5

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

when you say youre gonna kill yourself can you include me in that as well? WE are gonna kill ourselves if its not too much trouble thanks guys

always funny when someone makes an analysis post with bold and italics and the whole nine yards about something that was extremely obvious and part of any surface level understanding of the story and or characters

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

incredibly funny that "and they were roommates" became like. code for being gay. we have no damn CLUE what gossip that woman was talking about we just decided it was homosexual behavior

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

I think they don't want to talk to me so I'll stop talking to them first so they don't have to go through the trouble :D

at least he died doing what he loved... letting people die by gun violence.

“i didnt think the guns would shoot my neck” says guy who voted for the guns shooting people in the neck party

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself