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The Queen of Nothing approaches the age old question, “would you still love me if I was a worm” with a sincerity you have to admire

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Everyone keeps telling me to keep a journal as of late, and every time they do, I'm internally like. Hahaha. You don't know, but I have one already. Kind of. Except I only talk about fun stuff and other people can see it and for some reason, they are unnecessarily concerned by it.

UNNECESSARILY???

I don't understand why you all are so insistent that my posts are concerning.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Everyone keeps telling me to keep a journal as of late, and every time they do, I'm internally like. Hahaha. You don't know, but I have one already. Kind of. Except I only talk about fun stuff and other people can see it and for some reason, they are unnecessarily concerned by it.

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

So this is where it all started huh

I misread OTP as ATP and spent an embarrassingly long time wondering what adenosine triphosphate has to do with florists and tattoo artists. And then I realised that it was OTP, and was like, yeah, I guess we all desperately need overtime payment in these trying times.

beginning to suspect that adult life is one long string of having to either be brave enough to look like a complete moron, or eternally suffering from the consequences of inaction

It may be a small thing but I really appreciate that as part of his character arc in Six Of Crows, the story doesn't use Matthias's tragic past to justify the path he went on or even victimize him. He mentions Inferni killing his family once and the story quickly says "And?...exactly"

….I’m not even gonna question the beasts. What did you do, @crowningsarcasm???

I saw this while I was scheming and I feel attacked. Shut up, Tumbeasts, my plans are great.

I’m offended that you think some unfounded criticism will stand between my schemes and I.

It won’t. But at least it made you feel attacked. That’s enough.

*aggressively plans out an even more elaborate scheme just to spite you*

As long as it aint blowing up planet Earth….go on. Please.

I appreciate your support.

….I’m not even gonna question the beasts. What did you do, @crowningsarcasm???

I saw this while I was scheming and I feel attacked. Shut up, Tumbeasts, my plans are great.

I’m offended that you think some unfounded criticism will stand between my schemes and I.

It won’t. But at least it made you feel attacked. That’s enough.

*aggressively plans out an even more elaborate scheme just to spite you*

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

….I’m not even gonna question the beasts. What did you do, @crowningsarcasm???

I saw this while I was scheming and I feel attacked. Shut up, Tumbeasts, my plans are great.

I'm offended that you think some unfounded criticism will stand between my schemes and I.

….I’m not even gonna question the beasts. What did you do, @crowningsarcasm???

I saw this while I was scheming and I feel attacked. Shut up, Tumbeasts, my plans are great.

no assassins you gotta live i havent told you all my lore yet i didnt even start with the trauma i have from my dad pls live

Yes, Zee, you must live for the lore. If you survive past Monday, perhaps I will tell you about the time one of classmates almost accidentally killed me. Well. One of. We're best friends now, though. I think back on that time fondly.

Your classmate tried to WHAT

It's a really funny story, trust me, I'll tell you all someday.

I hope that someday is near cause i have chips and potatoes for this

I plan on saving it for after @im-evaporating gets her results back. So, either Monday or Tuesday.

Pray, do tell.