Turns out the scammer part is actually the least offensive thing about this one
@im-evaporating @sillylilzebra my two Zees (Zee's?)
Bro I was audibly gasping every single text...

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@im-evaporating
Turns out the scammer part is actually the least offensive thing about this one
@im-evaporating @sillylilzebra my two Zees (Zee's?)
Bro I was audibly gasping every single text...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOYYY 🥳🥳🥳
Had medical episode at school today and things have gotten to the point where I'm not even mad at the school nurse anymore. I'm just... amazed at how bad she is at her job.
I'm not judging her for not knowing how to handle my specific episodes, because it's not something she probably has had to deal with before and it's not her fault she doesn't have the proper training and all, but. I think it's common sense that, when you're trying to lift an unresponsive person, you don't try to lift them by placing your arm under their throat. This woman is going to be the death of me.
Also, I might not be very active these days, since my head is killing me and I have mocks soon (and, knowing me, a lot of procrastination and last-minute studying to do, probably). Just letting you know so you don't see I'm not around much and assume I'm dead. I am not dead or faking my death. Actually, I might be faking my death, but not to you guys. Again, don't worry. I'm perfectly fine. Possibly concussed. But otherwise fine.
Should probably tag you guys, but I'm too lazy to paste the whole list so just. @friendlyghostsandmonsters @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra
How...is she that incompetent? I'm starting to think she secretly has an agenda against you or something..
I hope you get better soon!!!! You've got this!!!! Take as much time as you need, we're here for you!!!
you not using emojis makes me think that your worst nightmare would be the dms between me and a friend where we are using bundles of emojis IN EVERY SINGLE TEXT because we're just sarcastically fruity that way
Absolutely. Every time I'm faced by more than two emojis in a single text text, I can't help but wince. More than four, and I'm silently screeching inside my head because what the the hell do those mean -
Hey crown, I want you to try decoding what I mean when I use this: 🌺
It's got a lil specific explaination from my pov. I'll use an example-
Jane doe: I heard generic male A is having a talking stage, a situationship and still keeping contact with his ex at the same time
Me: lmao how does he have sm time? that's pathetic🌺🌺
I don't even understand some of those words or the situation, I can't even begin to try and decide it.
So you want me to explain
you not using emojis makes me think that your worst nightmare would be the dms between me and a friend where we are using bundles of emojis IN EVERY SINGLE TEXT because we're just sarcastically fruity that way
Absolutely. Every time I'm faced by more than two emojis in a single text text, I can't help but wince. More than four, and I'm silently screeching inside my head because what the the hell do those mean -
Hey crown, I want you to try decoding what I mean when I use this: 🌺
It's got a lil specific explaination from my pov. I'll use an example-
Jane doe: I heard generic male A is having a talking stage, a situationship and still keeping contact with his ex at the same time
Me: lmao how does he have sm time? that's pathetic🌺🌺

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you not using emojis makes me think that your worst nightmare would be the dms between me and a friend where we are using bundles of emojis IN EVERY SINGLE TEXT because we're just sarcastically fruity that way
Absolutely. Every time I'm faced by more than two emojis in a single text text, I can't help but wince. More than four, and I'm silently screeching inside my head because what the the hell do those mean -
If it makes you feel better 99% of my emoji usage is sarcastic.
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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Key highlights of today:
We have a new math teacher cuz the old one quit. :D
We have a new student in class. He's a boy from Palestine. I can't even imagine what it must be like to see your own country's people suffer like that...
One of my friends has started wearing a hijab! She's the second girl to wear a hijab in our class!
Another one of my friends fucking coded an entire app during the holiday.
We now have a new subject called "Team Sports" in our school where everyone from grades 1 to 12 will play sports together.
In GP class we will be doing a group project that spans THE WHOLE ENTIRE TERM. It's gonna be on diseases and how to prevent them. We've never had group projects that take over a month EVER. Imagine the possibilities we could have...
WE ARE GONNA HAVE MUSIC CLASS LET'S GO!!!! Our school's music teacher quit when we were in Grade 4 and never came back and after 4 years we're FINALLY having music class again!!
dudee can I start over at your school? ALL OF THE ADDITIONS SOUND SO FUN
except the Palestanian boy, was he born here?
No. He just came to BD a week ago. His mom's still in Palestine, I think. I think I heard him say that. Not sure tho. Didn't get to talk to him much.
thats...scary. Ik I dont need to tell you to try to collectively make sure he's comfortable at the new school! thats a necessary distraction.
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Key highlights of today:
We have a new math teacher cuz the old one quit. :D
We have a new student in class. He's a boy from Palestine. I can't even imagine what it must be like to see your own country's people suffer like that...
One of my friends has started wearing a hijab! She's the second girl to wear a hijab in our class!
Another one of my friends fucking coded an entire app during the holiday.
We now have a new subject called "Team Sports" in our school where everyone from grades 1 to 12 will play sports together.
In GP class we will be doing a group project that spans THE WHOLE ENTIRE TERM. It's gonna be on diseases and how to prevent them. We've never had group projects that take over a month EVER. Imagine the possibilities we could have...
WE ARE GONNA HAVE MUSIC CLASS LET'S GO!!!! Our school's music teacher quit when we were in Grade 4 and never came back and after 4 years we're FINALLY having music class again!!
dudee can I start over at your school? ALL OF THE ADDITIONS SOUND SO FUN
except the Palestanian boy, was he born here?
@im-evaporating rn:
bold of you to assume I havent already started developing into one
idc I'll always be a minimal eye x bold lip kinda makeup girly

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There were like a thousand notes in my picrew post and I cant keep up but I'd like to remind you guys @friendlyghostsandmonsters @star-lover-official that I'm a fucking catfish and this is me in pictures vs me in the wild side by side:
...the only important question here is which one do I draw and will it or will it not have horns.
all up to you! just dont pull a "lets all look murderous and not tell zee" with me😭
There were like a thousand notes in my picrew post and I cant keep up but I'd like to remind you guys @friendlyghostsandmonsters @star-lover-official that I'm a fucking catfish and this is me in pictures vs me in the wild side by side:
let's get to know each other + cure the boredom a little
hair color:
favorite color:
favorite drink:
one thing you love about yourself:
if you could be any animal, what would you be?
dream place to visit:
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?
your biggest dream:
song that's permanently on your repeat:
10 people i'd like to get to know better tag game
• hair color — brownish-ish black. still fading from when I died it a deep red
• favorite color — pink, light blue, and black !!
• favorite drink — passion fruit/mango lemonade is literally my kryptonite
• one thing you love about yourself — the way I think about and process things.
• if you could be any animal, what would you be ? AN OTTER. they’re so freaking cuteeeee ☹️☹️
• dream place to visit — italy or countryside of france
• what's one thing you're looking forward to right now? MY MF BDAYYYYYY (which is today 😋)
• your biggest dream — to find pure happiness and hold onto it, and be rich asf
• song that's permanently on your repeat — too many to say. imma do a top 3 of just this week alone
follow me x rochelle jordan
rent free x sailorrr
I just died x amerie
TAGS <3 ( no pressure ! ) :: @prettysouled @girlnamedkash @neighbourscat @amourflores @h3avenlyglory @httpjoints @arervoir @rosariesandangels
Thanks for the tag mootie 🩵🩵🩵
Hair colour: dark brown/black
Favourite colour: powder blue >:]
Favourite drink: lemonade!! Seriously I love it sm I could drink it everyday
One thing you like about yourself: I'm pretty understanding ^^ I try not to judge people too hardly
If you could be any animal what would you be?: Either seal or a koala (moreso this one cause their sleepy attitude speaks to me Q-Q)
Dream place to visit?: Brazil!! Maybe someday T-T
One thing you're looking foward to?: Moving out (˶>⩊<˶) Just thinking about it makes me smile
Your biggest dream?: To own a cafe that I can invite my moots to!!
Song that's constantly on repeat: in my room by julia wolf
@7daysj1rai @stqrrin @epel-felm-ier @inr4inbowss @kazziezide @thedeceasedsoldier + open tags >_<
Thank you for the tag mootie!
Hair colour : Dark red/ light reddish brown
Favourite colour : Mute green, Orange, and Black.
Favourite Drink : Monster AND Lemonade
One thing you like about yourself : I guess the shape of my body idrk.
If you could be any animal what would you be : Uhhh probably a mountain lion or snow leopard. Moreso a mountain lion.
Dream place to visit : GREECE.
One thing you’re looking forward to : either when I od or join the air force and die there.
Your biggest dream : learning Greek to join the Greek air force.
Song that’s constantly on repeat: Butchers Vanity or Secret Garden, also Writing on the wall and Me and Mr Wolf.
TAGS : @your-imaginary-guardian-angel @ariaccidentallyoverdosed @xsicklyangelx @r3tten-ange1
yay!! tysm for the tag <3
hair color: VERY dark brown/black
favorite color: blue or purple
favorite drink: Monster Energy
one thing you like about yourself: ummm… my creativity ig?
if you could be any animal: A FOX!!!! >:3
dream place to visit: Iceland maybe?
one thing you’re looking forward to: caffeine 🤤
your biggest dream: umm transitioning
song that’s on repeat: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
@urmomia645 @constantlysleepdeprived @lacelashess @methadone-pr3tty @madamempath + open tags
Ty for the tag!!
hair color: brown w/ dark blonde highlights
favorite color: pastel pink
favorite drink: APPLE JUICE!!!
one thing you like about yourself: prob my empathy (evidently lmao)
if you could be any animal: FOX HANDS DOWN (I’m a foxkin therian so that’s a given hehe)
dream place to visit: Paris
one thing you’re looking forward to: going to New York
your biggest dream: publishing a book, getting in a movie, or never working in the fast food industry.
song that’s on repeat: Hey Doctor Doctor by Milk in the Microwave
@vyxi-stix @plasma-offical + open tags!!
ty for the tag!! :3
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hair color: dark brown with hot pink ends :3
favorite color: specific but. that shade of reddish pink thats right between red and hot pink. where you cant tell whether its more red or more hot pink. I love
favorite drink: lemonade !! strawberry lemonade...oo...but lemonade in general :3
one thing I love about myself: hmm...my ability to keep going after all these surgeries. or something. #disabled. ....so, determination. undertale ref...
if i could be any animal, which would I be: ooh. ok. i have a few favorite animals that are vastly different — weve got the false gharial, the black serval, or the crow. I think ive gotta pick crow. corvids...:3
dream place to visit: does this include fantasy places? cool im including a fantasy place either way. otherworld. from omori.
one thing im looking forward to: finally getting a binder... genuinely the only reason my binder fitting appointment hasnt been scheduled is my mother keeps forgetting...thats wh r re I get the forgetfulness from...
biggest dream: see Ado live....and maybe bring my partner if theyd want to come....but. seeing ado live.. concert...
song on repeat: i have a few repeat-songs in rotation, but I think the one that comes back the most consistently and that has stayed in rotation the longest is Headspace by chai-t leaves. omori!!
hmm.. @killer-offical @rae-offical @pablo-the-fly-offical @divorce-offical @umaisho @planetlogaann @anomalous-meowmeow @hiddenribbon THERES MORE I WANNA TAG BUT I CANT REMEMBER USERNAMES . ALL MY MOOTS YOURE ALL SO COOL. AND OPEN TAGS
hair color: just brown right now but im getting it dyed with blonde and pink highlights soon.. maybe just blonde. or maybe red. idk i havent decided
favorite color: red but it changes a lot. i honestly like color combos more than specific colors but those are harder to pinpoint idk
favorite drink: mango milk tea 🤤🤤🤤oughhh so gooodddd
one thing i love about myself: my humor i guess. i dunno🤔
if i could be any animal: cow colored cat. easy. when i die im coming back as one just you wait
dream place to visit: i'm including fantasy places here too because i want to visit qifrey's atelier from. the anime witch hat atelier. i would live there if i could. real place is basic but i want to go to japan
one thing i'm looking forward to: getting clothes that i actually like so i can feel cool and like myself, and also meeting new people this school year hopefully. also fall in general im so sick of summer ugh
biggest dream: growing up and living doing something that makes me happy and financially stable with my partner in our house. also having awesome adventures in college with my friends
song on repeat: currently its If You Find This (Disclaimer) by Vodka Breadbowl, but overall i'd say Where Our Blue Is by Tatsuya Kitani. that song is like a whole year and a half of my life
tags: @anomalous-meowmeow @dudenamedbryce @s1cklysw33tt @maritimememoryyvelune @aurarowan + open tags all of my moots are so cool
Ty for the tag twin!!
Hair color: Lightish medium blonde, idk how to describe it besides that lmao
Fav color: Def dark red
Fav drink: Its lowkey a three way tie between dr pepper, apple juice, and horchata
One thing i love about myself: The way I can adapt and learn so quickly
If you were an animal what animal would u be: A Japanese emperor caterpillar or just like a caterpillar in general
Dream place to visit: The Europe countryside or one of the more smaller and calmer cities of Japan
One thing I'm looking forward to (imma just say two things lol): My birthday later this month and I'm getting another cat next month! :3
Biggest dream: To create a well known object show or object comic or just work for a well known object show or object comic and have a stable and fun life :)
Song currently on repeat: Black sorrow from alnst its just so addicting to listen to lmao
@misterpeppymint @fanfromiiiv @madzteazzz
oh goodie! Tag game for lil ol meee :0
My hair color: it changes from different shades of brown every once in a while
favorite color: any shade of green
favorite drink: pineapple/grape juice or a smoothie from the mall
one thing you love about yourself: my creativity or the fact I’ve gone so crazy I can talk to my f/o in my head
if you could be any animal, what would you be?: a silver or a cross fox
dream place to visit: irl: Japan maybe fictional: gravity falls
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: any future conventions
your biggest dream: become the man I want to be
song that's permanently on your repeat: Circus hop! By yonkagor
@5t4rry @bitzy-bop @bec-q + any other moots
oh my god bruh iforgot yout agged me in this for whatever reason. Hi fan
hair color: brown..
favorite color: any warm tones. Or cyan/turquoise.
favorite drink: gah. I love mocktails. But i also like cherry pepsi.
one thing you love about yourself: being fat!!!!! and also how expressive i can be. Very funny
if you could be any animal, what would you be?: id want to be a millipede.I want more legs
dream place to visit: napoleons casket in france
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now?: gah. drawing again. and getting facial hair someday
your biggest dream: compose a song one day
song that's permanently on your repeat: Why A Bitch Gotta Lie by Death Grips. dude i dont know why that one just hits so hard like. holy shiiittauugghh
@friezalaquez0 @iitrxpped @mxzapz (<gah VERY sorry zapz if you dont do tag games. 😅😅😅😅) Hi guys
hi terry!! licks thank u for the tag!!!!!
hair color: brown/dark brown
fav color: i like red.... and blue..... and green........
fav drink: PEPSI. OR LIKE ANY SODA EVER...
one thing i love abt myself: i like that im decently good at making physical stuff... like the plushies i made yadda yadda
if u could be any animal, what animal would u be?: a fox. or a dog. canine.
dream place to visit: the colosseum i think
one thing im looking forward to rn: fic. finishing reading. so i can cry about it for the 1085986th time. or halloweeni want that
biggest dream: travel the world icl
song permanently on repeat: loser by sunday cruise.. and gallery piece by of montreal
@ravnravnfang @pebbybu @angelic-dog @cyborgnoodlezz @mascaphetamine (do u do these??) @rainbowboy012 @billiecest
hair color: dirty blond
fav color: all of them but purple if I had to choose
Fav drink: fizzy apple juice <3333 or strawberry lemonade
one thing I like about myself: I love how much I care about others, physically, I like my hair and my head in general
if I could be any animal I would be a ferret or a cat
dream place to visit uhh: idk a really cool interactive science museum, any one. I just love them so much
one thing I’m looking forward to: hmm…uhhh the next tpot episode ig?
Biggest dream: get recognized for my art
song permanently on repeat: the song with 5 names by Will wood
That’s it lolol
IDK WHO TO TAG…
:3 hi
hair color: brown
favorite color: green
favorite drink: diluted pipeline punch monster
one thing you love about yourself: my eyes
if you could be any animal, what would you be? a cat!
dream place to visit: hmmm probably somewhere that i can see cool old buildings and stuff
what's one thing you're looking forward to right now? doing fun things today and seeing cats later this week
your biggest dream: living alone with a cat snd being friends with my neighbors
song that's permanently on your repeat: anything by of monsters and men
no pressure tags @crowningsarcasm @internetgiraffekid1673 @inkshine @wolf-eared-fangirl @shadowstar-2
Hair color: off-black
Favourite color: electric blue
Favourite drink: peppermint tea
One thing you love about yourself: my mind, I guess.
If you could be any animal, what would you be? A crow, most likely.
Dream place to visit: Not much of a traveller, but I've always wanted to visit Greece.
What's one thing you're looking forward to right now? Breakfast, probably.
Your biggest dream: become a college professor in behavioural neuroscience, with a PhD, and live with my friends while maintaining good terms with my family. Oh, and let's add that my health issues are well-maintained while we're at it.
Song that's permanently on your repeat: I don't listen to music.
Tagging: @fanfictionconsumer @sillylilzebra @trulysarcastic @im-cool-i-swear @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @friendlyghostsandmonsters @star-lover-official
hair color: black. the kind that turns reddish brown under the sun
favorite color: been red for years, kinda crossing over to blue recently
favorite drink: cold coffee. one thing you love about yourself: UH THIS IS A REALLY HARD ONE. I like being wierd, ig. A geek. A thought daughter. This is a part of me I never want to lose.
if you could be any animal, what would you be: mountain wolf dream place to visit: norway or switzerland what's one thing you're looking forward to right now: starting to study for HSC your biggest dream: ah..somewhere along the way I just stopped dreaming because having dreams then not being able to fulfil them would kinda suck. Maybe just being able to dress prettier? idk thats not a big dream- song that's permanently on your repeat: everything I listen to is on repeat until It's in my long term memory lol, but softcore by the nbd is constantly replayed
open tags!
One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:
It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.
Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

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My chem teacher posted a new assignment, do you want to see?
I half regret doing this already but I know you'll find it really funny so.
how can a chem assignment be funny-
Two words: a typo.
A most regrettable one. He presented it on the board during class and we could see the moment he noticed the error. It was... tragic. As much as it grieved me, I thought you'd enjoy it. And possibly @sillylilzebra and @passing-through-bd as well.
I do indeed
OH NOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
We had a guy who said fuck twice in the same sesh, and the fifth graders in the room were horrified. Another speaker, separate incident, said sex... instead of second/six (i forgor)
How I love classroom inappropriate wording accidents
I really suck at getting into the self inserting vibe so I sometimes look at Caleb with MC and feel like crying because I'm never gonna have that with someone