re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare
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every time i’m having a bad day i remember that one time where it was casually mentioned that obi-wan truly knew that the jedi code was a shield that he used both purposefully and accidentally to suppress all of his emotions and that makes my day even worse
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look me in the eye and tell me this isn't one of the coolest shots in any star wars tv episode. and don't even get me started on when his voice overlapped with Vader's-
Anakin... Reflecting and deciding what to do in the face of his fear of losing the person he loves, slowly fading into darkness. Tragic and beautiful at the same time.
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four years into his solitude on tatooine, still thinking about why anakin fell & betrayed him, obi-wan should wake up incandescently angry about palpatine grooming his padawan for a decade. forcing his way into the temple and anakin's life as a young apprentice. whispering poison in his ear for so very long until anakin was miserable and confused and full of rage he didn't know what to do with.
obi-wan should fully realise this, wake the fuck up in his cave, grab his lightsaber, and just....storm the imperial capital and kill the emperor without hesitation. so high on his anger that he doesn't hear a single word of sheev's attempts at goading him. doesn't pause to fret about all the security he has to cut down to get there. doesn't hesitate a single step on his march into the jaws of would be death.
he just snaps and kills palpatine at the height of his power like it's easy.
and then idk vader & he both are going to have break downs once it's done. possibly the second they see each other
Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”
Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts
please for my sake answer this? or reblog or something?
i just wanna know if people would participate in a month of humping prompts event thing-a-ma-jig. four wednesdays or so (bc hump day ofc) where people just post content regarding humping. bc humping is hot.
would you like to write/draw/fan edit about humping?
Of Course Yes
No
Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours
this wouldn't necessarily even have to be fandom specific, but if like. only my obikin mutuals wanna do it or something then yeah, id make it obikin specific, but i know i have a few multi or different fandom minded mutuals who i think would really like this.
Anyway, reblog to your hearts content, get the word out for interests sake, and we'll see where we go from there!
Thanks to everyone who gave prompts and all of those who voted, there were a lot more than I expected which is amazing! Comment any questions, but aside from that, happy whumping!
Nowhumpber 2026
"Get away from me!"
Exhausted to the point of collapse
Emotional whump
Kidnapping
PTSD/CPTSD
Abuse/rape aftermath
Suicidal ideation
"You're prettiest when you're on your knees"
Painful transformation
Trapped
Bleeding through bandages
Imprisoned
Carried
Failed escape attempt
"Don't touch them!"
Hidden injury
Scar reveal
Haunted
Forced intoxication
Living weapon
Noncon branding/tattoo/marks
"I'm the only one who can do this"
Distorted nightmares
Carving words onto body
Grief
Overworked
Came back wrong
Environmental whump
Life threatening injury
Self isolation
Nowhumpber 2026 Alt Prompts
Sleepy
Presumed dead
Memory loss manipulation
Addiction/withdrawal
Abuse rape reveal
Bleeding out
Rules:
Any and every media is accepted, writing, art, collages, playlists, moodboards, and anything else that tickles your fancy
EXCEPT FOR ANYTHING AI GENERATED. Obviously I can't police this, but if I find Al has been used to generate some or all of an entry I will not be promoting or reblogging it
You can use as many or as little prompts as you'd like, on any day, and are welcome to use prompts after the challenge ends as well (I may not reblog it then though)
For me to reblog your entry on this blog, tag @nowhumpber-challenge (or @stars-hide-our-fires with the #nowhumpber tag)
Any type of whump is accepted, OC, general or fandom, however please tag everything/add appropriate warnings I may or may not reblog NSF Whump and would prefer it be under a cut if explicit
HAVE FUN! This is meant to be something fun to look forward to, and since it's right after Whumptober I get that you
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I think saying palpatine sees vaderkin as his murderboy trophy(literally)wife sonbot monster torture toy is the most truth i have ever spoken. Like yeah yup that basically sums it up.
a/n: i found this little drabble as i was looking through my writing warmups and thought i would share it!! be warned that this is dead dove, though i hope it's tame enough for tumblr
tags: dd:dne, underage, lying about age, nsfw
"I have something to confess," Set announces out of the blue one night.
Obi-Wan eyes him, amused, and sets his beer down on the coffee table. This should be good.
Set fidgets in his seat, looking like a man who would rather be anywhere else but where he was. The glow of the TV lights his face in a soft halo of blue.
"Go on," Obi-Wan prompts when it becomes clear Set isn't going to confess anything else.
"Well," Set says, and then he blurts out something that sounds suspiciously like, "My name isn't Set and I'm not twenty-one."
Obi-Wan blinks. "Pardon?"
Set squirms in his seat. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia changes to a late night infomercial advertising knives. Obi-Wan idly wonders if this is real life foreshadowing.
"My name is Anakin," Set says, glancing sideways at Obi-Wan before looking back at the TV. A knife cuts through a shoe like butter, and Set watches without tearing his gaze away. "And I'm seventeen."
When they had met two months ago, Obi-Wan had thought it suspicious that a supposed college junior had such angelic features, his lips plump and pink, and what Obi-Wan now realizes is baby fat still clinging to his cheeks. Set, Anakin, is beautiful, and that's one of the reasons Obi-Wan had wanted him.
Obi-Wan takes in a breath and lets it out slowly.
He should run. Set— Anakin, he reminds himself, somewhat deliriously, is seventeen. Anakin's name is not Set and he's not twenty-one and he's probably still in high school for fuck's sake, but with the dim lights of his living room lamps illuminating his kiss swollen lips, hair still tousled from their earlier activites, he's still beautiful.
But he's been lying to Obi-Wan this entire time.
They had met in a coffee shop. It was not a cute meeting at all: the kid formerly known as Set had accidentally dumped an entire extra large latte down the front of Obi-Wan's favorite button-down after not looking where he was going. The boy had looked up mid-apology and froze in place. His face had turned red and he had stuttered out an apology, rushing away and leaving Obi-Wan completely bewildered and covered in espresso.
But the next time he had stepped foot into the coffee shop, Set was there, sitting at a table. Obi-Wan had smiled and walked over and said I believe I should give you my dry cleaning bill, and Set had laughed nervously and said If that's what it takes to get you to stay, I'll pay a thousand bills.
And that had been that.
It didn't matter that Obi-Wan was thirty-three to Set's twenty-one; they were both adults making adult decisions, and what they did together was decidedly adult. The first time Set had stepped foot in Obi-Wan's apartment for their first date, a home cooked dinner, he had looked so adorable shifting foot to foot and looking around with wide eyes that Obi-Wan had licked his lips and offered to give him a tour that ended in the bedroom with their clothes on the floor and Obi-Wan's mouth around Set's cock.
Set had cum almost embarassingly quickly, but it had been one of the hottest sights Obi-Wan had ever seen. In retrospect, it had probably been the boy's first blowjob ever. It's a miracle he even lasted two minutes.
"Your name is Anakin," Obi-Wan says slowly. "And you're seventeen."
"Um. Yeah," Anakin says. His hands are wringing in his lap. There's a flush on his face and his ears are pink.
Obi-Wan wants to eat him alive, his seventeen years be damned.
"You lied to me," Obi-Wan points out, and takes great delight in the way Anakin squirms in place.
"I can go, and you don't ever have to speak to me again, but I needed to tell you," Anakin says quickly.
Obi-Wan leans back, throwing one arm over the back of the couch. His ankle is propped on his opposite leg, and he watches as Anakin's gaze flicks down to the bulge in his trousers, then back up to his face, and then back to the TV where Mac and Charlie are shooting a gun at a car.
"And why is that?"
Anakin swallows. His gaze is turning dark. "Because I like you," he says, his voice low and rapidly regaining the confidence that had made Obi-Wan fall in love with Set. "And I think you like me too."
Obi-Wan tilts his head. "But you're seventeen, still a child in high school—"
"College," Anakin interrupts. "I graduated high school early."
"I've always liked them clever," Obi-Wan purrs and Anakin sits up straight like a puppy hearing a command from his master. To emphasize his statement, Obi-Wan drapes a casual hand over his rapidly growing erection.
Set's name is Anakin and Anakin is really seventeen. It's not as big of a problem as Obi-Wan thinks it should be. In fact, the way Anakin's gaze is fixed on the fingertips lightly circling the head of his cock is no problem at all.
"I know a way you can atone for your behavior," Obi-Wan says, and nods to the floor. "Get on your knees."
