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Not today Justin
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The Stonewall Inn
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Product Placement
official daine visual archive
oozey mess
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@crowleys-bitches
facts only
Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.
Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you
OP is lord farquaad
Damn… he got WiFi in Dragon’s stomach?
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THAT is big dick energy
I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier
cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it
third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so... WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard
In my hometown a random horse appears.
There’s a horse. LOOSE. during QUARANTINE
There are monkeys, used to being fed by tourists, who are now coming into the city looking for food. Rival gangs of them are fighting over what food they can find.
The Nara deer, the ones who bow for their feed crackers, who would usually be fed by visitors to the park, are wandering out of the park and into strange places in search of food and, presumably, people.
In the absence of humans, animals are moving into spaces they were unable to get to before. Since humans are still around, this isn’t great, but it’s kind of neat to think that if all humans disappeared, animals would not take long to start returning.
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my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess
#the wisest man at the nude beach hides his face not his genitals
When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing
update: when you’re in Milan in 2020
update#2: when you’re anywhere in Italy in 2020
update#3: when you’re anywhere in 2020
update#4: when you’re in 2020
The zipper on my pants made a weird lump when I sat down, and Bre’s son pointed at it, turned to her, and very matter-of-factly said, “That’s his nutsack.”
HEARTWARMING: This Gender Affirming Toddler Sees No Difference Between Trans and Cis Men, Threatens to Kick Me in the Dick Every Day
My little cousin was going through that adorable phase where he punches men in the crotch and then runs away. He was young enough when I started transitioning that he doesn’t remember me as a girl and so he tried it with me one time and I didn’t react at all, just stared at him in blank dissaproval and his face just;
these fawns laying amongst a million pillows is how i want to live my life every day
(credit to fuzzyfawnwildlife on instagram. she is a fawn rehabilitator and they’re all alive and well, just being transported)
when your social anxiety starts acting up again and you put up a wall to protect your fragile emotions
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“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”
the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face
i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit
*goes to open a new incognito tab*
my poryphone:
some kid: just drop your trash on the floor it’ll be picked up that’s what the cleaners are paid for
me: my mama said we can’t be friends anymore effective right now immediately
characters that are part demon and trying to hide the fact that theyre part demon are always goth. its like you want to give yourself away.
assigned goth at birth
are you telling me if a goth kid told you they were secretly a demon youd actually believe them? of course not. its the perfect crime
you know what youre completely right, id just think they were edgy. i wonder how many people i thought were really hardcore goths are actually like, lucifers kids
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You... you can’t just leave this perfect comment in the tags
I don't like the jiggle.
