My Crow Hoard

I think jacob tierney should do a montage of people awkwardly coming out to ilya as maybeeee possibly sort of bisexual in the immediate aftermath of the outing. coach weibe. luca. the goalie. the cens’ head of security. some random woman who works in ticket sales. david hollander. cliff marleau who just wants to clarify whether all the threesomes they had with women over the years make him bisexual (he’s cool with it if that’s the case he’s just not sure who makes the final decision). anya’s dog walker. ilya’s like oh my fucking god can some of you bother shane

I just had a vision come to me like an oracle of Apollo of Genderqueer ilya in his finest cocktail dress for a night on the town with Sveta getting accosted by a bunch of transphobes who don’t seem to realise he’s a 1) an ex hockey player and 2) built like fort fucking Knox under his fur coat. 3 men end up in the hospital

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

ah yes, charles “fear aggression” rowland and edwin “resource guarding” payne, the separation anxiety bonded pair

#of course edwin also does fear aggression#particularly the subtype where a cat feels trapped and goes berserk#and Charles also does territorial aggression (tags via OP)

shane is actually the best boyfriend that ever boyfriend’d. he’s opening doors, pulling out chairs, having his arm over back rests, holding hands while he drives, standing on the road side of the sidewalk. he’s so boyfriend coded. and ilya eats it all up! he loves being dotted on! he loves having a boyfriend!

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

“You feel it too, don’t you?” Shane is the bravest boy in the world

i’m going to hold your hand when i say this. rachel reid has demonstrated such a degree of carelessness when it comes to shane’s relationship with his race that it’s okay to disregard the text when analyzing shane’s experiences with racism