good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

she's got legs for days? okay well i've had legs for over 24 years

Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

#you put the sad guy in #you take the sad guy out #you put the sad guy in and you shake him all about

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase

i don't want to see enemies to lovers anymore. im tired. it's totally outdated. give me enemies AND lovers. simultaneously.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself