Clown Chaser

*in a masc way* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

The most obsession inducing trait a character can have for me is knowing somewhere in their heart That They Are A Bad Kid

This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core

It is also important to me that it is not true. No one is fundamentally broken and evil.

perchance and maybe are beautiful names for twin babies

break up with your controlling boyfriend. call off the wedding, get divorced, whatever you have to do. it's not worth it i promise. don't let the sunk cost fallacy rob you of your happiness. he's mediocre at best i promise there's so much better out there for you and deep down you know it too. leave him. escape! FLEE!

(pointing at the ghostly image of you that the gods created to deceive your opponents on the battlefield) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

bro thinks he's It but he's not even Pennywise