having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank