Your Friendly Neighbourhood Cryptid

please

*with a dark and evil aura surrounding me* I'm shy

oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

[Image Description: A still from the scene in Black Orchid where the Doctor is wandering the halls in his bathrobe. He is wearing the trousers and shoes from his normal costume underneath the robe. End Image Description.]

“i didnt think the guns would shoot my neck” says guy who voted for the guns shooting people in the neck party

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

quick reminder that you're actually not obliged to feel any empathy for someone who would have described your death as 'necessary' if the exact same thing had happened to you

etsy witches i'm so sorry i ever made fun of you