Mama Bat

SURE😍

me: hey can you cover yourself in melted mint chocolate chip ice cream, like head to toe, and then put whipped cream and a cherry on your weewee dingaling

sergeant john captain: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Without me? Tch tch tch...

Oh my, this is very late.

Let's analyze this! Looking at canon pictures from the internet from all angles, George Harrison has the bigger trunk to back it up.. Which is not saying a lot since he didn't have much to work with. That would be if we only considering measurements in our world. In Captain's world.. That little bump is likely the size of a perky watermelon /hj. However, it's not the size that matters, but how they throw it back.

George Harrison has experience with doing little jigs on stage, but typically consisted of just little knee bounces and shifting from leg to leg. In a way.. He is shaking it. This is not a shake off though.. It is a twerk off.

Captain has years of military experience and I have no doubt he is use to bending for men. He has experience.. Giving him the advantage of being able to twerk it more efficiently.

If Bob Dylan were watching however.. I'm sure George would gain incredible twerk off abilities. This is not the case though.

Unfortunately though.. I have to give the win to Sergeant John Captain. George Harrison does not seem to hold incredible twerking abilities in comparison to Captain Yaoi.