wait. what.

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

I’m looking disrespectfully. Show me that bulge king

the coworker who is too maternal and has correctly identified you as the runt of the office and won’t let you eat your lunch on break so you starve quicker and die

how to get up in the morning tutorial

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

i read this as homestuck and then realized that it wasn’t homestuck before realizing that it was actually homestuck

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

aesthetic of the day is "isn't it exciting to realize you know better"

genuinely came on tumblr to see if someone clipped this bit so I can save it

tragic! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis only got an overly flowery summary! AND he had his lunch and everything ready to eat

soul crushing! guy who thought he was gonna get a video essay analysis actually did find one with well thought-out points but the narrator is so goddamn fucking annoying in how they talk and present information and the whole video is interspersed with unfunny memes!

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel