👏?👏!👏?!

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

if you start introducing nice things into your life it's a slippery slope and you have to be careful in case you start liking it when things are nice

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

The problem with long term isolation is you become insane and weird and unpalatable and unrelatable and it's seemingly impossible to ever forge meaningful connections with people ever again

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

does anyone know how to stop fucking things up

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -