be shrekcellent

Your fear of drawing big noses is holding you back. Embrace the big nose. Heed its call.

Friedrich Merz, looking at Germany's declining birthrate: "Unacceptable. We must cut parental leave down to 33% and prohibit people from switching to part-time work. That'll teach those lazy good for nothing no-child-having young people. That'll fix this economy."

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

without arts & crafts we are in hell

who up momenting they mori

you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters