transfem legend daniil dankovsky truther

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

in a way i am my own dead wife

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

The dead horse beats me

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

thank you to all the beautiful women who follow me even though i'm doomed

it's fine i don't even need to be part of social groups or friend groups anyway (giant hole appears in my chest spontaneously) ? what's that