local hermit who’s regularly accused of witchcraft

this dude -> 😔 <- he gets me

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

all that shit happened to JFK bc he was a Virgo and a brunette

sending u a beautiful postcard from Rock Bottom

playing this new game called indeed.com and it fucking sucks

Where to apply to be the guy who smokes behind the restaurant in the cold

gash is a great word for a large cut cause when you see it you go oh my gash

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.