Jazzy Plz

the black egg temple

baby carrots (good dipped in ranch)

Celery sticks (add some peanut butter or cream cheese for extra flavor and protein)

Broccoli (good with ranch, cheese, or salt/pepper/butter)

Canned peas (you can microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)

Bell peppers (cut into strips, good with cream cheese)

Canned green beans (can be microwaved in microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)

Hummus (good with crackers or tortilla chips)

Salsa (good with tortilla chips)

Guacamole (good with tortilla chips)

Need it in something?

Can't see it:

Hummus

salsa

Guacamole

Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):

Dressed up ramen - just toss in some random veggies in ramen of your choice. Pretty much everything I've tried goes fine with it.

Chicken pot pie

Vegetable soup (with so many together it's hard to taste any specific one!)

Chicken noodle soup

Sweet and sour pork (haven't tried it but chicken should be fine in place of pork)

Texture problems:

Need it soft:

Hummus

Salsa

Guacamole

Cooked carrots

Avocados

Beans (personally I prefer black beans and canned baked beans)

Peas (make sure to cook well, great value brand has the softest peas I've tried)

Cooked broccoli (note: it does smell bad while cooking)

Cooked asparagus (note: also smells bad while cooking)

Cooked zucchini and squash (good together but can be eaten separate)

You can also puree most vegetables and eat with a spoon or use them as a dip

Needs to be crunchy:

Raw carrots

Raw celery

Raw bell peppers

Salad (remember you can put whatever you want in it! Even if that means no lettuce)

Most veggies are okay raw, and are usually very crunchy

Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:

Snap peas

Brussel sprouts

Cabbage

Water chestnut

Bamboo shoots

Broad texture tips:

You can change textures by eating raw, cooking, chopping, pureeing, etc

You can separate different textures to use in different ways (ie using broccoli tops in a soup and eating the bottoms raw)

Emmlich designs, romanced and non-romanced!! COME GET YOUR EMMLICH HEREEE

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As promised @redheadsramblings - here is the skele-fuckers membership card!

If anyone else would like to join, please take one for yourselves.

We offer ancestral discounts and will see you at our inaugural skele-bration.

Do you think Emmlich is surprised by our (and our rook) eagerness to *ahem* jump his bones.

Welp, New Year and I'm still hyping over Emmrich Vokarin °W°

There actually is the possibility that he ends up becoming a Lich. However the price for that is too high in my oppinion, thus probably an option I'll never gonna go with in the game. A shame really. His Lich form is truely badass <333

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A Dance with Death by Bellara Lutare ★★★★★ [Happy hiss.] - Manfred Death's Embrace by Bellara Lutare ★☆☆☆☆ [Unhappy hiss.] - Manfred

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Sorry Harding, I hope you didn’t need that Defy rune for anything 🤣

I think with one foot in the fade, liches are able to see how things are never gone, but instead always transforming. I think this perception helps Emmrich cope with loss and change. That spark of soul he only suspected spirits contained as a human, he can see with clarity- there is a bit of his loved ones everywhere.

He keeps traveling and learning from scholars all over Thedas. Overcoming death makes him ever bolder to pursue his curiosity and allows him to chase experiences that frightened him before.

He falls in love again at the moment of his deepest doubt. It happens over and over, in new ways each time. His lovers keep him grounded and connected to the experience of living.

He genuinely loves occupying a skeletal form. No grease, sweat, stray hairs or sour odors. He continues to maintain fastidious hygiene, reapplying hand wraps regularly, polishing gilded bones, and scrubbing and sealing bone remains. No flesh feels fresh to him.

Manfred is not the last spirit that he connects with and teaches. None ever act quite so human-like as Manfred, but there is less need for them to anthropomorphize in order to communicate with lich Emmrich.

There are couple of other liches that Emmrich becomes close friends with. They were all chosen for their virtues, and he admires and is inspired by their bravery, creativity, and wisdom, and he inspires them with his stewardship and compassion.