YIPPEE!!! JUDAISM!!! ✡️

The more useless the princess, the more honored you should be to serve her.

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.

please tell me the person posting it on r/jewish was making fun of it

Like people have been making ring-dough for thousands of years (they're easy to carry on strings or sticks), but Ka'ak lacks two of the distinct elements of Bagels; yeast-leavening and being boiled.

just had a disconcerting thought

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

Happy pride month to trans sex worker, homeless queers and and folks in the throes of addiction especially. I promise that there are people who give a shit about you. Please don't give up.