lil guy

guy who is not necessarily nonbinary but also not NOT nonbinary. guy who doesnt fit into the binary-nonbinary binary. if you will

deadbeat group chat member

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

had a conversation with one of my grandfather's chic new york artist friends when i was 14 or so where i said "well i just don't know how authors come up with all of those details, the metaphors and things," and she said, "you have to really look around you. you have to notice things—look at the light," and she was so right. you have to look