dumb of ass

Swerved around an Amazon delivery van while riding one of those pay-by-the-minute e-scooters and had the sudden feeling that I was in the opening credits of some nostalgia-bait movie from 2052

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

le pleak c’est chic

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

for pride month can yall start caring about lesbians

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.