we’re good kids, we swear

i'll fucking do it but christ alive

There is another way

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring

let's fuck him

Yes

i was just sitting here contemplating possible future evolutionary lineages of birds as i often do and i was like "wow i wonder if there would be any significant changes if we kept captive birds for generations.... like to the point that evolution comes into play..." like yeah good job dumbass you reinvented domestication

just realized how autistic the first sentence is

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post