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English: I love you Slovak : Milujem ťa Finnish: Panisin Slovenian: Ljubim te Danish: Jeg elsker dig Portuguese: Amo-te Tagalog: Kantotan tayo Punjabi: Panchod chup kar Somali: Dhillo iska amus Arabic: انتا حمار Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon Pashto: spey pashante khkarey Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta Azeri: Seviram Sani Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy) Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem Chinese: 你是个混蛋 Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas) German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes Swedish: Ät min röv Romanian: Te iubesc Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg Polish : Kocham cię French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae) Hungarian: szeretlek Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af Italian: sei un caga coglioni Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך Estonia: Ma armastan sind Latvina: Es tevi mīlu Croatian: volim te Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。 Latin: amo te Turkish: Seni seviyorum

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the tag thing is strong with this

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the telugu one says “may your asshole burn”

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I had to reblog I’m laughing so hard i can't

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The swedish one says eat my ass (it means it in a very unsexy way like eat my shit)

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THE HINDI ONE

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I thought I misread the German one so I plugged it into Google and nope I didn’t misread that it says “Sacrifice your firstborn to me”

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Meanwhile the Japanese one says “I want to play with your d*ck” but in a formal sort of tone, and with a type of “with” that almost makes it sound like they’re looking to break out the controllers and play Mario Kart with the thing.

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Good Morning Krusty Krew

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@dr-coolatta aesthetic moodboard

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jesus christ

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sorry

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Are you feeling it now, Mr. Crabs?

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Doodle done in Procreate. I’m still kind of new to it so if anyone has any Procreate tips let me know.

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News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

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I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

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i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities

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QMFMZMDMSMDDMDM

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From mtmaven on Instagram.

Although if at the gofundme has reached its initial goal, all additional funds will go to helping the Blackfeet.

If you hear someone questioning or criticizing this decision, interject and make clear that indigenous lives are always and will always matter more than a vacation.

Support them and their decision to close and protect the people. Don’t go to the reservation, and send them some funds to help them during this closure.

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IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

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i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

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crying bc I’ll never be able to buy giant bagels off a kentrosaurus

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We go forward.

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This is too deep to comprehend.

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Stop it

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

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:(((((

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occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little life anytime it wishes.

today that warning shot came in the form of my microwave burrito being completely empty. no filling. just tortilla.

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how can you look at this and still believe the world is kind and just

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It has filling. The filling is more tortilla

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Another tidbit of Mando lore;

Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.

During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”

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Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire

Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch

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everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters

the mandalorians:

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the fight is harder each year.

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gotta keep going because nothing ever stops.

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you deserve to be new and whole.

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Can someone explain what’s happening besides someone being reborn?

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In the first comic, which is from the Warrior’s point of view, the Warrior has defeated the Monster, who jeers that there will always be another Monster to fight. The Monster dissolves into mist, leaving another tiny, baby Monster in its place. The Warrior picks up this helpless new baby Monster and carries it away. They will try again and do better this time.

In the second comic, which is from the Monster’s point of view, the Monster says that this has to happen; it can’t come with the Warrior, and there will always be another. It tells the Warrior to use what they have learned to fight. It wants to die knowing that the Warrior has hope for the future. It dissolves into mist, and the exhausted Warrior collapses. The new baby Monster comes and brings the Warrior some water in a leaf. Because we are reading this in the Monster’s voice, we realize that it is a new Monster, but also somehow, magically, the same. We also see that the Monster is not inherently evil. It is only very strong, and inevitable.

The third comic is a dialogue between the Monster and the Warrior. The Warrior is exhausted and horrifically wounded. The Monster is also horribly maimed. They are both dying. The Warrior doesn’t want to fight anymore. The Monster tells them to rest and heal. The Warrior hands over their amulet, and we see the Monster’s paw become a hand just before they both dissolve into mist. It clears, revealing that the Monster has turned into a beautiful humanoid, who says they will take care of the new baby monster the Warrior has turned into. The two have changed roles. The Warrior takes up the former Warrior’s gear and strides into the new year with the new baby Monster riding on their shoulders.

It is a beautiful, ruthless, hopeful metaphor about keeping up the good fight, year after year, even when we are worn down, and how we can still face the new year with hope and light, no matter how painful the last one was, and how it is okay to rest if we can’t fight.

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Here’s to 2020. Keep up the good fight.

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