if you don't shut your stupid milkshake steak and bake cheesy

kitten i'll be honest daddy needs to learn how to have fun making art again or he's going to kill himself

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

last cop to step to me got turned into a beef wellington. fed him to my dog