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I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

this is so much more well animated than is called for

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starrypawz

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

sleepy-shark

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

sjw-dipper

the gift that keeps on giving

sjw-dipper

dipper pines claims another victim

the-greentext-guy

nightfuryqueen

This is my absolute favourite greentext of all time and I tear up every time I read it

zoomerbro

i still have hella VHS tapes. no one even cares, i should just throw them in the trash.

mvessick

Hell, if you don’t want them, I’ll take them.

zoomerbro

they’ve been in my closet for a year just taking up space… i seriously want to get rid of them now

misfitreindeer-deactivated20160

why do you have so many copies of the same videos

zoomerbro

show-them-all

….more??? o_O

zoomerbro

i literally have like 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS

followyourblisstravel

BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY

zoomerbro

inyourheadtheyrestillfighting

WE WANT ANSWERS

zoomerbro

ok… fine… last year, like in the fall/winter. i was driving around to every thrift store in my city, like, probably 30 thrift stores, and i would buy every VHS copy of Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, Sister Act, Men In Black, Star Wars Episode 1, The Matrix, Space Jam, Speed, and Twister i could find… i have like 100 copies of each at least, 200 of some…whatevs…

like i was going through a lot of heartbreak, this girl totally broke my heart, and it was so comforting, driving around the entire city, listening to Apples In Stereo and Guided By Voices, and chillin, buying VHS tapes. It gave me something meaningless and ridiculous to occupy my time with opposed to just being in my room depressed.

But I’m over the girl that broke my heart, its been awhile, and I do have a new girlfriend, and shes amazing and I was like

“So I own over 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS, I mean I really like you and I can see us going somewhere, and I think its important to be honest, I have an absurd amount of VHS, and thats not going to change. I mean ever. Like I’m going to own these VHS tapes until I’m dead. Ok, fine, if the tapes do bother you, like I’ll get rid of them… but like you’ll have to explain to my followers why… im doing it for you. I know we don’t know each other that well, this is crazy, but like you’re so cool and you’re so great, that i would give up my VHS tapes for you.”

and she was like “90s, relax, having that many VHS tapes is kind of sketch but I’d never tell you to get rid of them.”.. then one night we were in my room watching Game of Thrones on HBOGo, and we start making out until shes like “90s I can’t do anything in here, the VHS tapes sketch me out.” and I was like “Are u serious?” and she was all “Dead serious.” and I was like “Like 2 girls on tumblr have said they’d want me to fuck them on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes, like you should be so turned on.” and she was all “90s this is real life not your tumblr ask box, literally no one in the world would want to be fucked on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes.” and I was like “I don’t want to fuck on top of Forrest Gump tapes anyway, like do you feel this mattress right now, its like a Serta, its so comfortable. This is a premium deluxe mattress.”

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my-darling-boy

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

my-darling-boy

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

my-darling-boy

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

dippersballoon

I saw an opportunity and I took it

offline-kinq

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

udon-tea

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

leaveittotegan-deactivated20181

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

axmmatt

BEAUTY

itscolossal

Aerial Explorations of International Cityscapes Washed in a Neon Glow by Xavier Portela

moved-to-naltorians-blog

gayassjana

I’m losing my SHIT

psiotechniqa

This is some magical shit

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

psiotechniqa

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

lesbianatlarge

the obvious? what do you mean?

psiotechniqa

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

lesbianatlarge

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

sailordathomir

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

taviacw

Yall don’t know nothing about #GrowingUpUgly

crownedboi-deactivated20161011

I feel so bad for laughing.

kingrudegyalchina

OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

WATCH THIS NOW!

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ohthisismuchworse

this is my favorite image on the face of the earth and im going to ruin it by trying to paint this tomorrow cause i have no artistic ability, using water color, which i have no experience with except like painting when i was 5. ill be liveblogging the probable failure. stay tuned.

ohthisismuchworse

looking good so far, i might have done it in the wrong order cause im not sure how im going to get the detail in over the back ground, but my water color kit came with some practice paper so i didn’t ruin a whole canvas

ohthisismuchworse

its not exactly going to plan….

ohthisismuchworse

his eyes are so unseeing

ohthisismuchworse

okay, i need to reblog him again cause look at his stupid dinky flippers. he looks like a bad cartoon not the majestic selkie that he is. i keep saying im so mad but laughing at how ridiculous he looks

ruinedchildhood

[Retweet]

i-am-a-fish

h hey hey guys i have a funny joke and the punchline is gayple syrup you wanna hear it

gardenvarietygayest-blog

go ahead dude

i-am-a-fish

oh um, alright thank you so the joke it’s all like um

i-am-a-fish

so uh what is the thing that the um

ihavenoideawhattoputforthis

Pancakes?

i-am-a-fish

No no not that yet we

we aren’t there yet

ihavenoideawhattoputforthis

Oh, my bad.

i-am-a-fish

the um,

oh it’s fine don’t worry about it

i-am-a-fish

the um

i-am-a-fish

the gays

highfunctioning-soiciopath

Like syrup?

i-am-a-fish

No not that it’s uh

i-am-a-fish

I -

I’d actually really like to tell the joke by myself if that’s ok I appreciate the help but i am ok

highfunctioning-soiciopath

Oh, sorry. We believe in you!

i-am-a-fish

oh ok um thanks so much so it’s like the uh

the gays um

what do the g

what do the gays like to put on their pancakes like what kind of syrup

my god what

ga

gayple syrup

wow that was really funny!!!

i-am-a-fish

ha ha thank you i know

i-am-fishs-parent

i-am-a-fish-s-mom

Absolutely hilarious joke :D

leorioismydad-deactivated201809

these all have the same energy

thatbowserguy

Can I get some…. Sakurai menus

Hell yeah

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humansoflatecapitalism

facelesskinkyblackguyblog

adulthoodisokay

reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.

retrogamingblog

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

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