Proshipping-Kitten

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

Hate how mainstream ao3 became cause now every other post on tiktok is a teenager saying how much incest or other dark stuff there is on there. Like no shit it the fucking incest site made by the incest shippers.

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

This animal looks like someone poured dog into a polar bear mold

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.