Bingewatching is my talent

Good news!  Getting a good grade in crab is normal to want and possible to achieve!

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

i keep getting notifs of neil gaiman liking good omens related posts and always thought that he was just a fan. i opened his profile today AND FOUND OUT HE WROTE IT????

now thats a Tumblr Experience

The best thing in life is when you encounter a giant bell in a video game, and when you attack it, it goes "bong".

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

(via livejamie)

date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.