soft and creamy

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

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before watching jojo i didn’t think it had an overarching plot i thought the characters just did weird things every episode like spongebob but for gay men

also what the hell is the pattern on bruno’s chest? i see people draw it as a tattoo but i thought it was some weird fishnet thingy

Y’all idk how much longer I can do this

God this post just stressed me out…