pika pig

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

Eel Shrine benefits VS BOAR Shrine powers

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also