I Love my Gaping Wound

people are always like "girls and gays" and then include lesbians in neither

they shouldve given britney spears a gun like 20 years ago and just let the chips fall where they may

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

"sabrina carpenter's intention-" sabrina carpenter is a marketing technique. her schtick was invented by a label (men) for mass consumption. they had a vision for a pop star to fill a market niche and hired sabrina for it. she has professional male songwriters on all of her songs, she's styled by men, produced by men, marketed by men. i guarantee that album cover was a man's idea. she's not some solo indie artist she's a product that men made to sell to women

okay. enough jokes. i'd like to take shelter in the warmth of your gaze now

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

I love how careless and sloppy you can be with water. Fill that glass up as fast as you want. Get it all over the place. Doesn't even matter. Soda drinkers wish they had even a fraction of this power.

Literally release me