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Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.

“Y’all motherfuckers” is a gender neutral speech opener

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

why is nearly every single glass animals song so sexy

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises

You’re born naked and the rest is depression

selfcare is touching your own boobs

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

op? please never make me feel whatever this emotion is ever again

2005 was a simpler time

her name is denise

my heart says yes but my anxiety says no

BASICALLY