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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

lets say, hypothetically, im a cat. a kitty cat. and for the sake of debate, lets say i dance dance dance.

Spending a nice 5 minutes in the Despair Pod before a union-busting robot physically pulls me out

unionising employees get sent to the mindfulness booth to atone for their sins

THATS. THE SIZE OF MY SHOWER OH MY GOD

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys