Empty Is The Hand

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

jerking off has been mid lately

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour