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failfemme

just remembered i can turn him into stickers hold on

okay now he’s easy to put in situations if you so wish

tiktaalic

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

creepymutelilbugger

thats because its plance. there are others as well

peppermoths

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

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femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

charaznablescanontoyota

on sunday, july 5th, i am going to drink and rank as many different brands and flavors of lemonade as i can humanly find, live on stream.

i will also be pouring a little of each lemonade into a dispenser to create a franken-ade, and every $20 paid to moonshot's ko-fi will make me sip of my terrible creation.

be there.

(art by @roarinsaurus!)

quietwingsinthesky

friend is trying to convince me this is a common experience and I do not believe her, so

Do you expect to be paid back if you pay for something for your friend while you’re hanging out? (I.E. a ride, a meal, a trinket.)

Yes, always

Yes, but only if it’s above a limit of money

No, never

I don’t buy things for my friends.

bald button

Voting ended onJun 19

For a more illustrative example, say you go to the movies with a friend and you buy them popcorn, do you expect them at some point to send you money back via cash or through an app of some kind? Will you be upset if they don’t?

#i put yes but only if it's above my limit of money because that felt closest to the actual answer #which is yes but only if it has been established before i pay #because i'm not about to give a homie the false sense of hope of a free meal that's rude!#or in the instance of like several friends out one person picks up the tab to make the waiter's life easier #if it's not pre-established or a huge fuckin group tab obviously i do not expect my homie to get me back for the little treat i have bought

stagbeetleboy

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?

#celebrate! that! whale!

kayleerowena

IT'S MIDNIGHT IN GOTHAM CITY and i'm drawing a fake comic cover for my friends' batman fanfiction actual play podcast bump in the night instead of drawing the real comics that are my job

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vendetta06

happy pride to the founding fathers. I hope they know it’s legal now

bafahy

New procedure

bafahy

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

punkjabi

were--ralph

the poses is what gets me every time

failfemme

how is he real

#cartoon ass cat #love u the wizard

coldestcaress

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

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c-53

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

#SOOO true #kaylee u r right this is cheeseboy and smudge

duckdotcom

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

finleycannotdraw

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

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