public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs

quick recap of snl! harry said YES i'm horny. YES i'm gay and YES i'm multi talented!

everything harry styles does is weird and arousing

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

if i am killed by stevie nicks do NOT prosecute her. because she caught ME slipping. that is on ME

can you believe, god is a woman named stevie nicks and her son, jesus, is actually harry styles

i feel like… we need more glitter… overall

where does this need to overshare come from…. why am I like this…. why can’t I be mysterious

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that