Fuck A Fake Friend

2020 for me has just been "am I stressed because of a global pandemic and an increasingly fascist far-right government, or am I just struggling to exist under capitalism" and I'm really getting tired of it

what if we were both white people in EVERY action film ever and our journey led us to some dusty bazaar of indiscriminate south asian / middle eastern / north african origin 😳 and what if we wove our way through the crowds and desolate-looking women in niqabs and meancing men in turbans passed us by and we were the only white people there 😋 and what if the bad guys started chasing us and we overturned a bunch of people’s vendors and ruined their wares while escaping them 🥴 and what if the color grading of this scene made everything a sickly shade of golden-yellow 😌

you know the amount of times i see fat latinas or black girls getting dragged for wearing crop tops??? but naaaah if youre white and fat and showing your skin youre an inspiration but if youre anything other than white youre called ratchet lmao okay

I think for the one direction reunion the boys should make eye contact with each other

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

i hate going to places like i just wanna like have a hannah montana transition like ooooooh oooh woah woah YEAH..then im there

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

there’s 4 members of one direction and 4 letters in the word hell and that’s where i am. coincidence? i think not.

also hell is an acronym for their names: Harry Eniall Louis and Liam. yet another not coincidence

Companies be like “Life is filled with trying times :/ buy a Toyota Prius”

In times like these, we’ve got to stick together 💙 after your initial down payment only pay $600 a month with a low interest rate 😊