Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

I just call em the Weasler family.

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

Chekhov, holding a smoking pistol in act 1: I-I'm sorry this... this never happens I- it usually last much longer than this

It's cool how if you don't want to use facebook or instagram then it's impossible to know a single thing going on anywhere in your own city

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking