Well that went worse than expected

Dewey is hard femme

it’s the first brick from stonewall

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

Volume up to hear him purring

HIS NAME IS PEANUT BUTTER

Last night as I was driving home in the middle of a tornado warning, with thunder and lighting all around me, my car literally shaking in the wind, Bohemian Rhapsody blasting out of my one working speaker, while wearing one shoe, I realized that if this is how I die, it’s how I want to go.

Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.

The most harmful side effect of marijuana is getting caught with it.

mama pasta looks so kind

tbf it kinda sounds like she’s just considering the atmosphere as being a part of the earth. I mean she might have the model a bit wrong but there /are/ several layers of atmosphere over us so she might not be so far off base.

“WE’RE NOT A SNOWGLOBE”

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

Reblog to make trans people feel represented and Elmer Hartman get angry.

that’s basically how Pokemon works

Ya homie

Blue is sister 😇

😐

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby