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prokopetz

Level 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist.

Level 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author.

Level 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

cannibalcaprine2

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serennes-art

eye of the storm

ced and forseti for @fe4week, using day 2's prompt: magic and weaponry

feralratbitesu

this grave keeper edible aint shit

feralratbitesu

who gors there ,

the-frightening-ghoul

‎

rpfofficial

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

#kiracore #don’t let anyone see my tag

molabuddy

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

molabuddy

Moral of The Story: What?

book3zuko

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lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

depsidase

reallyreallyreallytrying

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

mystic-bullshit

*they’re

reallyreallyreallytrying

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

dogpuppy

thickness-protection-program

Wyd after downing these back to back

sailor-lapis-lazuli

putting on a low-res, minxy outfit

disorientation

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

#me writing my novel like genuinely

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homunculus-argument

A tip for excellent writing I just learned: Don't introduce a character with their Dramatic Backstory. It makes readers go "oh alright this is the Dramatic Background Story Character" and establishes a baseline of Tragic, either for the story as a whole or this character in particular. With no contrast of light and dark, pure darkness isn't impactful, it just looks like the absence of anything to look at.

If you really want someone's dramatic backstory to hit the audience like a gut punch, let them get to know the character first. That way the dark backstory doesn't come off as a description of who they are, but an explanation to why they are the way they are. Bonus points for connecting it to something that's already been established as a part of the character - what a devastating blow to suddenly put together that hold on, that funny quirky thing that they always do is a fucking trauma response.

celiaro-bottomtext

tuberxulosis

🌀;;

Juneyyy!!!

legov7

frogmood

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

rainstormyday

and they're never gonna find it cuz they fucking took it off poob

beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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userfinalgirls

april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.

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