It is I, the awkward lemon squeeze

it's thousand yard stare summer

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

I cant think anymore

what can i do to help this time

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

one of my kids broke his leg so his favorite recess activity now that kicking balls over the fence is off the table has been hangman, except we call it frankenstein because my teacher doesnt like calling it hangman, and its all good until he wants to take over and be the frankmaster, because a game of frankenstein (hangman) run by a kindergartner who cant spell and doesnt know all his letters is a crapshoot, except for the fact that every single time without fail his phrase is "dog eats," but he doesnt know how to spell "eats" so that part is different every time, but if he realizes youve caught on that the phrase is Dog Eats theres a 50% chance he will start improvising, and its in gods hands from there on out