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The t-shirt I found from the thrift store is otherwise so so comfy and soft, but unfortunate the fabric is so clingy that it shows the exact way my top surgery was botched in explicit detail, shining right through.

Apparently one type of deer hunting practiced in the Middle Ages was using “stalking horses” which involves crouching behind horse in a forest and slowly guiding it towards a deer that’s been tracked because deer are not frightened by the sight of other tall quadrupeds and I like how “horses as a form of camouflage” is belongs to the list of uses for domestic horses

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

whenever i cant force myself to complete tasks i start thinking shit like “they should invent a cocaine thats lowkey good for you” and then i go. Oh Yeah. I Need Medicine.

i see your "i dislike characters who talk like theyve been in therapy its more fun when they dont know whats going on" but i raise you "theyve been in therapy for a decade and theyve read all the scholarly articles on the topic they know exactly whats wrong with them and yet they cant logic and reason and rationalise their way out of their mental illness and its driving them insane because they shouldve gotten better years ago and they feel like theyre on square one"

Anyway I'm thinking about witches and wizards a lot because my house has been planning an Evil Wizard Movie Night series where we and our friends watch movies about evil wizards while dressed up as evil wizards. What kinds of snacks do you think evil wizards eat.

evil wizards eat green grapes. prepare two bowls: one frozen and one microwaved. then mix them together. you’ll be surprised!

Not that I condone the actions of evil wizards, my liege, but I would suggest perhaps some hummus and pita chips. You can't go wrong with hummus and pita chips.

not now evil advisor… im trying to trick people into microwaving grapes again

"i don't think martha deserved absolution!!!" ok so that was kinda the point. of benoit saying "have grace for those who deserve it the least." just sayin.

idc about '&' and '/' in ao3 tags. I want a '?' for wildcard. they're in a relationship. i won't tell you what kind

every character can be improved with Freckles or maybe Moles

I think it’s fine if somebody describes a piece of media as life changing and earth shattering and bone shaking and it doesn’t do much for you. I don’t think the person who said that owes you an apology or anything. that’s just the nature of people being different people